maybe karma made me ugly because im a bitch but then again maybe im a bitch because im ugly so idk
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
mean girls 10 year anniversary is april 30th of this year and that is a wednesday and you can bet your bottom dollar I will be wearing pink.
why cant there be 2 week days and 5 days in the weekend
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"