american horror story: freakshow episode one
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
i’m not racist i love chinese food
u tell me
so basically once a guy plays a gay guy in a movie/tv show he’s automatically gay for the rest of his life according to viewers who for one second cannot consider the fact that he may just be acting because he’s an actor
I hate when people say “Martin Luther King didn’t die for ___”. No he didn’t, he was MURDERED, he didn’t sacrifice himself for the greater good. He didn’t die for anyone, he didn’t die for a movement, he was literally fucking murdered. His life was taken for standing up for our people, stop trying to romanticize his murder like he planned on dying to make a statement.
the government murdered him
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
You don’t understand this actually happens here.
“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed